Recently, I had a date with a total d-bag. I didn’t realize he was a d-bag at the time. That realization came later, but I quickly figured it out. You’ll soon see why. There are at least three glaring problems with his text message break-up (posted verbatim below). See if you can spot them!

“When I asked u to came visit me, your excuse was that u hv a daughter and HAVE to be with her. That was both lame and weird to me.

When I said u hv her every day so what’s just one afternoon/day, u wouldn’t just say “I’ll try my best to get my parents to watch my child,” well that told me u hv zero control of your life even with your own parents.

I lost respect for you. I am sorry.”