I received an IM via my online dating profile the other day from a man who offered to “come take care of me” for a fee.
I wasn’t sure whether I was offended that he thought I needed to pay for sex. Or flattered that he thought I could afford to pay for sex. Hmm…
Exiled in Style 
February 18, 2011 at 5:26 pm
I’m sure there is some guy out there pretending to be an escort and offering free trials just to get more sex.
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February 18, 2011 at 11:15 pm
But wouldn’t he be embarrassed if you asked for the Monday Coupon special? Or put his info up on Groupon?
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February 19, 2011 at 1:16 am
Was it a good rate? It might be fun to pay the guy and when he shows up have him do an hour’s worth of ironing.
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February 20, 2011 at 11:13 am
Bwah ha ha! I think “come take care of me” implies waxing the kitchen floor, too!
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February 20, 2011 at 12:00 pm
(11:47:18 pm)”The Pro”:so you hiring anyone to come take care of you tomorrow?
(11:47:27 pm)JennyExiled:Um. No.
(11:47:32 pm)JennyExiled:Is that what you do?
(11:47:45 pm)”The Pro”:yeh professional
(11:47:53 pm)”The Pro”:smh… lol
(11:48:08 pm)JennyExiled:I don’t know what that means.
(11:48:16 pm)JennyExiled:But good luck.
(11:48:33 pm)”The Pro”:I’m teasing you hun
(11:48:47 pm)”The Pro”:I was insinuating that I’d come take care of you
(11:49:02 pm)JennyExiled:For money?
(11:53:54 pm)”The Pro”:yup
(11:54:17 pm)”The Pro”:can you afford me?
(11:54:26 pm)JennyExiled:Probably not.
And… Scene!
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