Remember this guy? The one who stood me up, gave me a bullshit excuse and told me to lose some weight? Well, he’s back.

Hey sexy how have u been

Are you kidding me? This is actually the second or third time he’s contacted me since the texting debacle. I ignored him. He deleted his OkCupid profile and I thought he was gone for good. But he’s back with a new profile name, same pictures, only now he’s eight years older. Interesting.

I did not reply.