This guy. He sent me a text or two, but nothing ever came of it. Not much to blog about there, right?

But then he called me. At 9am in the morning. The conversation went something like this:

Me: Hello?

Him: HeyImetyouinWal-Martaboutamonthagowouldyouliketomeetup?

Me: Um… I’m on my way to work.

Him: Yeah. I figured.


Him: So I really want to meet up with you, but I’m *mumble* – is that a problem?

Me: What?

Him: I’m married. Would you be interested in just fooling around?

Me: No thanks.